jueves, 13 de mayo de 2010

New geek in town

I didn't get this blog to talk about my personal life, but I just thought you should know I have entered a new level of geek. I got geek glasses. And I don't even need a prescription, I got them to wear as an all-assertive-nerd accessory. And they're not just any geek glasses. They're thick-rimmed emo glasses, the likes Buddy Holly would be proud of.
I actually bought them as 'Buddy Holly glasses' (remind me to make an article on Buddy someday!)
They were the most Buddy-like I could find, which is why I got these and not others. However, on closer inspection, these aren't quite Buddy Holly as I suspected. The upper rims on Buddy's glasses are curved upwards, like so:



These glasses ahve those curves too, however, Buddy's are way more accented than mine.
I couldn't qite pinpoint it, but these glasses still looked familiar. So whose glasses did I get...?
Well, it was providence that gave me the answer:

I was watchng an old 1974 World Cup match last night (Holland vs Sweden, I think?) and decided to get out an old book on the 74 Cup I have laying around, to see if I could find any photos of Johan Neeskens on it (Johan Neeskens played no. 13 in the Holland national team and was Cruyff's best ally in the field); so I started thumbing through the book, and saw a familiar face cheering from a stadium seat:



That's right. I got Kissinger glasses. The only difference I can point between these and mne is that the two details on each side (those bolt-like dots) on his are aligned vertically, whereas mine are aligned horizonthally.
But other than that, yeah, I'd say I got mutherfucker glasses. And I'm quite happy for that. You know why? Cos these glasses send a clear message: I'm an asshole and I regret nothing. Yep, move over knee-high trousers, high-tops and do-rags. These make me a badder mutherfucker than you'd ever know.
You want street cred? You get Kissinger glasses.

[BTW, not that it matters, but there were quite a few Neeskens pics in the book; I'm glad, cos I feel he rarely gets the credit he deserves]

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